For @melissa_kay.
This killed me. I’m still laughing. Aaaahahahaha.
For @melissa_kay.
This killed me. I’m still laughing. Aaaahahahaha.
And for @melissa_kay. You’re welcome dear.
Jurassic Park dinosaurs say, “Hey.”
For my love, @melissa_kay, on her birthday. May you long enjoy things like this.
Having trouble cloning dinosaurs?
(Found on Etsy)
For @melissa_kay and of course, myself.
*Hello, ladies, look at your scientists, now back to me, now back at your scientists, now back to me. Sadly, they aren’t me, but if they studied chaos theory, they, uh, probably could talk like me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a car with a man your man could talk like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a glass of water which will help me explain chaos theory to you. Look again, the theory is now the best joke in the movie.
Anything is possible when your man is a chaotician.
I’m on a table.I’M ON A TABLE
*dies*
(Source: bandofbrothels)
I insist on being here when they’re born.
Must go faster…to @dreamyeyed’s party.
Someone get his phone number, he and @mechamelissa need to talk.
Look what we saw while driving down Colfax the other day.
WANTTTTTTTTTTTT
Stan Winston stars in Jurassic Park: The Musical!
(this is a gif that seems to not be working :/)