The Bird and The Bat

thingsmykidswontknow:

Everyone knows jeans don’t get dirty.

You can seriously wear them like 200 to 250 times in a row before you have to consider a toss to the laundry basket. And even then, you don’t need to wash them. It’s just a kind of nice way to treat them after almost a year’s worth of dedication.

The only thing that screwed this equation up is when you would hang out at a smoky bar. When you got home, everything reeked. Your jeans, your shirts, and your hair. It was awful.

I don’t smoke, but even my friends who did smoke hated leaving a bar while still smelling like one.

Thankfully, New Jersey and many other states banned smoking while you were inside a bar. It was one of the last places left that you were allowed to smoke indoors. Thirty years ago, though, you could smoke just about anywhere. And it seems ridiculous now to have ever been able to smoke in some of those places.

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   I’m asthmatic, with more allergies than I can count. I *do* hate smoking, because while I don’t care what your vice does...

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   If you don’t want to breathe smoke, go to non-smoking businesses. The government shouldn’t be regulating what can occur...

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    Illinois as well. Unless you live...‘Smoke-Easy’, where

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